Good American Fogey
Im a good American
I do just what im told
I'll work at things I really hate
Until I'm fat and old
I'll move right down to Florida
Play golf and yell "FORE"
I need to take my Ex-lax
Cuz I can't poop no more
My skin is old and flabby
And I have a double chin
A hole from those darn Germans
It seems like i can't win
Even though I may be ugly
And it's hard to go ca-ca
I still got it where it counts
'Cuz i got some Viagra
You young kids say I'm just to old
And I really smell
And though I can't do it now
I'll kick you're ass in Hell!
~Johnny T. 18 CT :D
