The story goes that the foot and the penis were talking one day.

The foot says "I have the worst job in the body. I leave a warm bed, go onto a cold tile bathroom floor, into a heavy sock, a tight shoe, I stink I sweat, I smell all day...mine must be the worst job!"

The penis says, "You think you've got it bad, last night, I was sleeping minding my own business. They woke me up made me stand at attention, put a rubber suit on me and made me do push ups 'til I threw up!"