A bear and a rabbit are wandering through the woods one day when they stumble across a giant golden frog.

'hello' said the frog, 'I am the magic golden frog of the forest and can grant you both three wishes'

'great' thought the bear ' I would like all the bears in this forest to be female!'.

'granted' replied the frog.

Next, the rabbit had his first wish; I wish I had a crash helmet'

'granted' said the frog

A tad bemused by the rabbits 1st wish the bear continued, I wish that all the bears in the next forest were female!'

'granted' said the frog

the rabbit then wished for a motorcycle

'granted' said the frog

'why are you doing this?' said the bear, 'you could have everything for yourself!'

the rabbit said nothing and revved up his engine.

the bear then had his final wish, 'oh sod it, I wish that all the other bears in the world were female!'

'granted' said the frog

finally, the rabbit had his last wish;

I wish the bear was gay' and he rode off very quickly on his motorcycle