You also know you work in corporate America in the 90's if...
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+ You've sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different
companies.
+ Your company welcome sign is attached with Velcro.
+ Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.
+ The company logo on your badge is drawn on a post-it note.
+ When someone asks about what you do for a living, you lie.
+ You get really excited about a 2% pay raise.
+ You learn about your layoff on CNN.
+ Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best jokes.
+ Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.
+ You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.
+ Salaries of the members on the Executive Board are higher than all the
Third World countries' annual budgets combined.
+ You think lunch is just a meeting to which you drive.
+ It's dark when you drive to and from work.
+ Fun is when issues are assigned to someone else.
+ "Communication" is something your group is having problems with.
+ You see a good looking person and know it is a visitor.
+ Free food left over from meetings is your main staple.
+ Weekends are those days your spouse makes you stay home.
+ Being sick is defined as can't walk or you're in the hospital.
+ Art involves a white board.
+ You're already late on the assignment you just got.
+ When 100% of your time means 20 hours.