Signs That You Have Had Too Much Of The 90's
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+ You try to enter your password on the microwave.
+ You now think of three espresso's as "getting wasted."
+ You no longer own a real deck of cards because all your favorite
card games [solitaire, spades, and hearts] are all played on your
computer.
+ Every commercial on television has a web-site address
at the bottom of the screen.
+ You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
+ The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit,
to make a purchase is foreign to you.
+ You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready,
and he emails you back "What's for dinner?"
+ Your friend's daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.



You know you work in corporate America in the 90's if...
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+ You work 200 hours for the $100 bonus check and jubilantly say "Oh
wow, thanks!"
+ Dilbert cartoons hang outside every cube.
+ Your boss' favorite lines are "when you get a few minutes", "in your
spare time", "when you're freed up", and "I have an opportunity for you."
+ Vacation is something you roll over to next year or a check you get every
January.
+ Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with computers".
+ Change is the norm.
+ Nepotism is encouraged.
+ The only reason you recognize your kids is because their pictures are
hanging in your cube.
+ You only have makeup for fluorescent lighting.
+ You read this entire list and understood it.